Kit Kat boards should give prospects a break

There is a hidden flaw in the business of making ads, as there is in most human pursuits, which can be stated in six one-syllable words: YOU’RE TOO DAMN CLOSE TO IT.

Because we slave so many hours over advertising, we come to think that advertising is important. We lose our perspective and our objectivity. We worry insignificant details to death. I once heard a TV producer fight like a rottweiler for an expensive prop which would be on the outside of the set, completely invisible to the camera. Why? "Because the performers will know it’s there!" The client told him to go perform an anatomically impossible act. The client was right.

Just look at our awards ceremonies. We take them so dreadfully seriously. We dress in black-tie finery, mimicking the Oscars or the Tonys, and we offer stilted presentation dialogue to match. We really should remember, there’s a difference between us and Hollywood. Millions of people pay to see the work honoured by the Oscars. When our work comes on, millions of people leave the room.

In creative departments, it’s usually the client who is seen as too close to it. "He wanted a picture of the #*@$%# factory! Nobody cares about the factory!" Or "They spent six years and $20 million discovering Secret Ingredient X-25, so they made us put the damn stuff in the headline!"

Unfortunately, creative people can get too close to it, too – even though we’re the ones who are supposed to have the pulse of the public in our hot little hands. As Exhibit A, I present the new Nestlé’s Kit Kat outdoor campaign.

I have spent the last two weeks trying to figure out these ubiquitous white-on-red collections of long words. I think I have finally done it. If I’m right, the presentation must have gone something like this:

"Kit Kat is a candy bar being positioned as a welcome and tasty break from the daily routine. In fact, our theme line says that loud and clear, ‘Have a break.’

"Now. In today’s world, there are many slightly irritating, maybe faddish things which people want a break from. They include chic coffee bars, trendy aerobic exercising, daytime talk shows, the Internet, cosmetic plastic surgery and taxes.

"What we shall do is this. We shall present our Kit Kat bar as the perfect antidote to, the perfect break from, these everyday irritations. And in doing so, we shall send up the jargon associated with these little life segments.

"It will be smashing."

Unfortunately, when the billboards got plastered all over Toronto, they should have had the agency account person standing in front of them with a bullhorn, explaining all of the above to drivers-by. Without that, they’re incomprehensible. They say things like:

GIVE US A FAT-FREE-LOW-FOAM DOUBLE-DECAF BREAKACCINO.

GIVE US A NIP-TUCKED COLLAGEN IMPLANT BREAKOSUCTION.

GIVE US A BOX T4 LINE 421 GROSS DEDUCTION BREAK.

Et cetera ad infinitum no capeesh.

They might have looked good in the boardroom, but in real life these jabberwocky words are directed at harried, ad-unfriendly drivers, most of whom are late for a meeting and talking on a cell phone. There is nothing on the board, except the product name, which even indicates that they are selling a candy bar. The generic selling point – "break" – is buried in the middle of a newly coined word like breakaccino, which would be tough to read on a quiet day in a public library.

The prospect is being asked to work as hard to understand it as the agency did to create and sell it. One man’s viewpoint is, it ain’t gonna happen.

Give me a sesquipedalian egocentric ain’t-we-clever breakomyopia.

John Burghardt’s checkered resume includes the presidency of a national agency, several films for the Shah’s government in Iran, collaboration with Jim Henson to create the Cookie Monster, and a Cannes Gold Lion. The letterhead of his thriving business now reads "STRATEGIC PLANNING * CREATIVE THINKING". He can be reached by phone at (416) 693-5072, by fax at (416) 693-5100 or by e-mail at burgwarp@aol.com

Cannes Lions 2025: Canadians nab more medals on final festival day

Strategy is on the ground in Cannes, bringing you the latest news, wins and conference highlights all week long. Catch all the coverage here.

Friday’s batch of Silver and Bronze winners included the oldest category at the Cannes festival, Film, as well as Sustainable Development Goals, Dan Wieden Titanium, Glass: The Lion for Change and Grand Prix for Good. Canadians were recognized with four Lions today: two Silver and a Bronze in Film, as well as a Bronze in Sustainable Development Goals.

FCB Toronto was given yet another nod for its work, “The Count,” for SickKids, bringing the medal count for that campaign to four, including a Gold for Health & Wellness. Another Canadian agency recognized on the final day of the festival was Klick Health Toronto, which earned a Silver in Film for its work “Love Captured” for Human Trafficking Awareness and a Bronze for “18 Months” for Second Nurture. And over in Sustainable Development Goals, the Bronze went to Publicis Canada and its “Wildfire Watchtowers” work for Rogers.

Another massive win for Canada included not one, but two Young Lions (pictured above) taking home medals in the annual competition. In Design, the Gold Young Lion was awarded to Rethink’s senior motion designer Jesse Shaw and ACD Zoë Boudreau. The second, a Bronze in Media, went to Cossette Media’s business intelligence analyst Samuel David-Durocher and product development supervisor Tristan Bonnot-Parent.

Film (2 Silver, 1 Bronze)

1 SILVER: “The  Count” by FCB Toronto for SickKids Foundation

“The Count,” a striking campaign from FCB Toronto for SickKids Foundation, has earned 1 Gold, 2 Bronze and now 1 Silver for Film at Cannes. If you watch it, it’s easy to see why. The collaboration between brand and agency honoured the hospital’s “VS” platform, while steering it in a new direction from its initial development by previous AOR Cossette. The creative celebrates childhood cancer patients who have to fight for every birthday, while honouring the hospital’s own milestone – 150 years and counting.

 

1 Silver: “Love Captured” by Klick Health Toronto for The Exodus Road

Klick Health Toronto added to its medal tally with a Silver in Film for it’s work “Love Captured” for The Exodus Road. The creative features a romantic getaway that isn’t what it seems in an experiential short film for the global anti-trafficking organization. The experience takes viewers through a tragic and twisting experience of exploitation.

 

1 BRONZE: “18 Months” by Klick Health Toronto for Second Nurture

Klick Health Toronto also won a Bronze in the Film category for its work, “18 Months,” done for the charity organization Second Nurture. The animated film is based on a real-life story in which a same-sex couple adopts a baby found in a subway station, and the 18-month journey into a story of hope.

Sustainable Development Goals (1 Bronze)

1 BRONZE: “Wildfire Watchtowers” by Publicis Canada for Rogers

Publicis Canada landed on the winners board for its work, “Wildfire Watchtowers,” for Rogers. The Canadian-developed wildfire-detection tech – which has been billed as “a fire alarm in the forest” – uses AI-powered sensors installed on 5G towers to monitor vast remote areas in real time. By scanning, identifying and reporting early signs of wildfires (up to 16 minutes faster than other systems), the technology helped prevent 54 fires in 2024 alone.

Catch the Gold winners later today when they’re revealed at the gala in Cannes.